There were several replies, in comments here and elsewhere, to my challenge last week:
The wind will change and your face will stick like that… [Andy]
If you keep making jokes about my squinty eyes, I’ll start talking about your landing strip hair cut. And what are those on the front of your face, runway lights? [Bob]
Charlie Brown, you blockhead! [Allen]
why didn’t you tell me you were going to Easter Island? [Cyberdos]
My favorite came from Bryant: “So….You didn’t see the quicksand either?”
Congratulations, Bryant you win… a post with “Congratulations, Bryant” in it. 
Sorry, the prize patrol didn’t stop by this week, so that’s all I’ve got for you right now.